

The Impulse has two functions – the e-stim and the vibration – and thankfully they operate separate from each other so I could try them by themselves and then ease into the shocky part. It turns out that my initial hunch was 100% correct and I HATE internal e-stim… so much… so so much. But I felt like I had to try because I’ve assumed I’d hate other stuff before and been wrong, and my vag is kinda weird and actually enjoys painful shit sometimes (usually when I’m on my period – which I haven’t had in years – but who ever really knows with that thing.) So shocking my vagina? Almost certainly going to hate it. I’ve played as a top with other people who enjoyed it, but I personally derive no enjoyment from being shocked, and when playing with a body-contact toy that allows your own body to become the thing that conducts the shocks with the other person’s body, I found my hands going itchy and numb and while I can tolerate it for someone else’s pleasure, I really do not enjoy it. I’ve fiddled with violet wands and other e-stim stuff in the past because I had a friend who was super big into it and it was just always around. I want to preface this by admitting that I already had a pretty good hunch I was not going to like the Impulsebecause it’s an e-stim (electrical stimulation aka it shocks you) toy and I have historically not enjoyed e-stim play on my outsides. I somehow went from never having tried a dual-stimulator ever to suddenly having THREE to review. Henceforth known as “The Impulse” because that name is excessive and I won’t keep typing it.
